(847): is it weird that evertime they show erin andrews on the side line, i look at the tv trhough a tiny peep hole that i poked through a piece of cardboard?
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(219): god i wish iwas the guy who punched jimmy clausen in the face |
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(319): the only reason your going as Tim Tebow is so that when you dont get laid tonight, you can say you were 'staying true to the costume' |
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(973): Stallworth gets 18 days for killin a guy. burress gets two years for nearly shooing his dick off. Nice lawyer, plax. |
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(212): Fuck me. Bills should’ve gotten Vick. I dnt care if he electrocuted all 101 dalmations, we need a QB. |
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(281): Dude, you bang more three's at the end of the night than Robert Horry |
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(720): Madden 10 is so fucking good my hardon pushes turbo for me! |
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(240) Brett favre can gargle my balls. |
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(805): pretty nuts .. agassi admits he smoked meth
(310): maybe they should change those awareness billboards from the bruised-up chick crying in the bathtub, to dude being handed a giant check and trophy at center court.
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(513): New Chad Ochocinco brand latex condoms coming soon ... perfect stocking stuffer
(513) ha ... effective up to ochocinco percent of the time! |
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(301): so i was trying to get her to rebound w me ... ended up getting cockblocked ... and obviously never scored. hahah my life is like a bad LA Clippers game.
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(503): That chick was hotter than Sean Kemps pee after a 10 day road trip |
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(215): i think the only man in america who struck out more than me this weekend was Ryan Howard. |
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(510): Al Davis knows about twitter … he just prefers skywriting |
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Who would waste a whole brewski on a Philly. |
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(229): Just beat Matt Stafford in pop-a-shot basketball at McFaddens! (229): Ya that TOTALLY makes up for him banging your girlfriend |
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(818)Only one game and I already want mark sanchez’s cock in my mouth. (747): ive been saying that since draft day (818): yea but im straight |
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(205): Just saw a guy who spent 300 bucks to custom make a #55 POWERS jersey … gotta love America |
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(303): i just took off this chicks panties ... now i know what licking kyle orton's neck would be like. |
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(480): Correct me if I’m wrong but, is “the air up there” not the greatest sports movie ever made? |
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(234): Went 0-5 in my co-ed slowpitch softball league tonight …. I hate my father |
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(303) cutler at invesco tmoro night ... u think security'll let me bring the pillow case of D batteries ive been saving since he left? |
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(502): My buddy works at the restaurant where Pitino nailed that woman … directly from him: “dont get the bouillabaisse” |
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Is it wrong for a 5-4 black guy to want michelle wie to caddy naked for him? dripping in soy sauce? |
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Favre looks like my dad did when he first started going to AA meetings. |
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Plaxico wasn’t wearin underwear tht night. Think he might in prison? |
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(301): just got a BJ while doing my fantasy draft in Madden! (301): your moms the best! |
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Tiger makes yang putt first even tho he’d CLEARLY lost … cablinasshole. |
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(301): Is it weird that whenever erin andrews comes on espn, i look at the tv through a piece of cardboard with a little hole poked in it? |
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(440): I wish I was tony reali so I could mute Joe morgan on sunday night baseball.
(440): I wish I was tony reali so I could take a rusty razor blade the long way down my own no-talent-having-ass forearm. |
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(301) Plaxico wasn’t wearin underwear tht night. Think he might in prison? |
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(sent): Barkley gets a DUI while searching for a BJ with GC in the front seat … A+++!!
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(262): vikings picked up favre? ... can you say cash for clunkers
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