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  1. Tiger makes yang putt first even tho he’d CLEARLY lost … cablinasshole.

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  2. Fuck me. My Vikings should’ve gotten Vick. I dnt care if he electrocuted all 101 dalmations, we need a QB.

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  3. Stallworth gets 18 days for killin a guy. burress gets two years for nearly shooing his dick off. Nice lawyer, plax.

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  4. (sent): I wish I was tony reali so I could mute Joe morgan on sunday night baseball. (rec): I wish I was tony reali so I could take a rusty razor blade the long way down my own smarmy-no-talent-having-ass forearm.

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  5. (319): the only reason your going as Tim Tebow is so you'll have an excuse for not getting laid on halloween.

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  6. (510): Al Davis knows about twitter … he just prefers skywriting

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  7. Test

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  8. (301): so i was trying to get her to rebound w me ... ended up getting cockblocked ... and obviously never scored. hahah my life is like a bad LA Clippers game.

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  9. (sent): Just beat Matt Stafford in pop-a-shot basketball at McFaddens! (rec): Ya that TOTALLY makes up for him banging your girlfriend

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  10. i just took off this chicks panties ... now i know what licking kyle orton's neck would be like.

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