(805): pretty nuts .. agassi admits he smoked meth

(310): maybe they should change those awareness billboards from the bruised-up chick crying in the bathtub, to dude being handed a giant check and trophy at center court.

 
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(513): New Chad Ochocinco brand latex condoms coming soon ... perfect stocking stuffer

(513) ha ... effective up to ochocinco percent of the time!

 
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(219): god i wish iwas the guy who punched jimmy clausen in the face

 
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(215): i think the only man in america who struck out more than me this weekend was Ryan Howard.

 
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(319): the only reason your going as Tim Tebow is so that when you dont get laid tonight, you can say you were 'staying true to the costume'

 
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(847): is it weird that evertime they show erin andrews on the side line, i look at the tv trhough a tiny peep hole that i poked through a piece of cardboard?

 
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(212): Fuck me. Bills should’ve gotten Vick. I dnt care if he electrocuted all 101 dalmations, we need a QB.

 
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(720): Madden 10 is so fucking good my hardon pushes turbo for me! 

 
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(240) Brett favre can gargle my balls.

 
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(973): Stallworth gets 18 days for killin a guy. burress gets two years for nearly shooing his dick off. Nice lawyer, plax.

 
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(281): Dude, you bang more three's at the end of the night than Robert Horry

 
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